There’s a guy I know who lives in a shady part of town. The other night, he woke up to the sound of some little shithead breaking into his car. He looked out his window, verified that it was indeed his car that was being violated, quickly got dressed and ran outside to confront the criminal.
The car burglar saw my acquaintance coming and ran across the street and jumped into the passenger seat of a getaway car. This acquaintance of mine–who fears no one–opened the passenger door and began pummeling the car burglar with both of his fists. The kid definitely got a good beating.
While the car burglar was being punched, he yelled out to the driver, “Come on, mom! Hurry up and drive!” The car burglar’s mother, in fear for her criminal son’s safety, punched the gas and sped off.
suki
08/22/2007
LOL. That is just so strange.
Michello
08/23/2007
All in the family.
Shane
08/26/2007
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
I guess she was taking him shopping for his first car.
Tell your friend that his car is meaningless but his life is priceless.