To the guy who messed up my morning commute:
Never mind that you caused freeway traffic to come to a complete standstill. Never mind that hundreds of people, myself included, lost precious hours of our lives in a frustrating, road-rage inducing traffic jam. That’s life in the big city. We’ll get over the lost time.
Forget the dozens of civil servants summoned to clean up all your nasty little bits and body parts off the highway. They get paid to deal with scumbags like you. But before you jumped off of that freeway overpass, did you stop and consider the emotional wreck you would create when you landed on that poor woman’s windshield as she was cruising down the highway at 65 miles per hour?
The lady in question was minding her own business, trying to get to work, and didn’t deserve to have her car mangled up by your nasty little body. Not only will she most likely suffer from post-traumatic stress, she’s going to have to pay the deductible on her auto insurance to get her car fixed.
Why? Because you decided you couldn’t handle life and decided to tell the world "Fuck you" one last time before checking out? You must have been one selfish, self-absorbed prick in life. I’m glad to have never made your acquaintance.
–The Kimchihead
Tags: death · freeway · suicide · traffic jam
offendedblogger
05/22/2008
Thoughtless bastard.
Did you get pics? :p
suki
05/22/2008
was this on the 405!? we saw traffic and went down la cienega instead.
alice
05/22/2008
a) holy hell, batman - you posted!
b) i never thought of it that way, but seriously - it was fucking ridiculous, selfish, and a sad, useless way to cry for attention. i get that it’s a horrible thing - being that depressed and suicidal at that, but… FUCK.
Damsel in Digress
05/23/2008
oh lord.
Damsel in Digress
05/23/2008
i’m pretty sure if a person landed on my car as i was minding my own business, driving down a freeway, i would officially snap and all tenuous graps to sanity would be lost forever.
Sarj
05/26/2008
You should watch “The Bridge” Leon
Swubird
05/31/2008
Kimchihead:
I hear you. It’s better if we don’t even know a person like that. He’s like radiation, close proximity could be fatal.
Glad your back.
Tara
06/01/2008
O_O;; That’s horrible. Man. If that dude wanted to commit suicide, couldn’t he do it in a more private and less stupider way?! I guess for idiots like him, it’d be asking for a miracle.
Kate
06/13/2008
Kimchi I do see what you are saying and to a point I agree but ya know some people lose it with the world the way it is now. It’s a huge drag but it happens. I was going to say that what you’d posted was pretty cold but I guess that is because I’ve overly sensitive. I’m one of those that has long been told that I should get thicker skin. No thanks. I like me just as I am. I just like to give even those that hurle themselves over bridges a little care when I wonder why they did it. …… As always, I love your blog. Very cool design. Did you do this? I need to redesign mine. Badly. lol.. help me! LOL… Anyhoo, take it easy. Kate
Monica
06/13/2008
Hi Kimchi! I wanted to stop by and say hi!
Mon
Jack Payne
06/25/2008
Shock of shock of shocks. Hard to image one greater
than this.
ジェイソン (Jason)
07/02/2008
It’s funny how when one person is depressed, they can have a massive effect on the lives of others.
Many people have committed suicide over the course of their life, but most have the common decency to die in private or, in some way, disappear from the world. It’s a shame that more suicidal individuals don’t think this way.
That said, if the death had taken place in Japan, the corpse’s family would have been given the bill for the clean up, as well as any other costs associated with this event. That alone is often enough to make people think twice before inconveniencing others for the sake of their own agenda
Raph
07/16/2008
Suicide in such a manor is passive aggressive behavior at it’s best.