My girlfriend and I have a lot in common, but we work in different worlds. One day, on my way to her office, I saw a BMW with a personalized license plate: ATRNY4U.
“A Tranny for You?” I laughed my ass off. Images of the hordes of 300-pound transgendered hookers, bulging out of their miniskirts and always loitering near my office, flashed through my mind. “Not for this kid,” I muttered to myself.
Later, when I picked my lady up from work, I chuckled as I told her about the most bizarre personalized license plate I’d ever seen: “Guess what? I saw the craziest license plate on the way here,” I told her. “A-T-R-N-Y-4-U.”
She digested the letters, then turned to me with a quizzical look. “Attorney for You?”
We both laughed when I told her what my interpretation of the license plate was. We have a lot in common, but we work a million miles away from each other.
Tags: lawyers · prostitution · relationships · transgender · work
Iron Pugilist
07/23/2008
Nice to hear from you again! It’s pretty funny how men and women differ in how they look at things. Hell, laugh at things like “Penal code”.
saboonjin
07/24/2008
Hey~ welcome back!! =)
Hmm.. a long distance r/ship? Tough one, but i’m sure you and your lady will do just fine.. =D
welcome back again~~
suki
07/24/2008
Gotta love that.
I’m convinced I’ll not likely date someone in the same field as me…
Hooray, you’re alive.
gar
07/27/2008
haha, good story. perfect example of how diff perspectives shape things.
i would have personally made the plate “atTny4u”. the power of one letter…
lordmanilastone
07/28/2008
That’s really funny…hahahah!
Sarj
07/31/2008
Hahaha! I initially thought it was Attorney For You, really! hahha! You are really twisted, Leon! haha!
Swubird
08/01/2008
Kimchihead:
A million miles? Where does she work? On the moon? The take-off on the license plate is excellent. I love it.
I’m glad to read that your life is great. There’s nothing like a good woman, as my uncle Bob used to say. Especially if she can cook, and don’t talk back too much.
Happy trails.
Tara
08/18/2008
That’s absolutely interesting how you two both deciphered that licence plate.
Attorney 4 U . . . Now I want to go back and replay Phoenix Wright games. Oi. XD
alice
09/01/2008
lol. depending on the last conversation i had, my thougts coulda pulled me either way on that way. I still can’t think of an alternative to offer.