Feb 15

I sat in the van. Watched. Waited for something to happen. Hoped for the big fish. Spent hours observing the bottom feeders of a concrete ecosystem duck in and out of alleys and side streets.

Nothing but the passing of tweakers, bums and the occasional street whore.

Three o’clock. No one on the street but a morbidly obese female transient. I watched as she took a seat near the intersection, next to an entrance of a closed liquor store. She used her filthy hands to scoop chow mein out of a Chinese takeout box, shoveled it into her mouth.

I named her Henrietta.

Minutes passed like hours. Henrietta set her food aside, retrieved a roll of toilet paper out of her grimy backpack, wrapped her right hand like a mummy.

After scanning left and right, she used her left hand to lift up her gut, stuck her mummified right hand into her pants and wiped vigorously between her legs. She pulled her hand out of her pants, dropped her gut, then sniffed the stained toilet paper before balling it up and tossing it into the gutter.

A deep breath and one loud belch later, she picked up the takeout box, finished her leftovers. She tossed the box next to the balled up toilet paper, got up slowly, picked up her backpack and waddled around the corner. Out of sight.

Another hour later, I called it a night. The big fish never came my way.

Maybe tomorrow.

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Dec 12

Bag Lady

Five shopping carts containing numerous plastic bags filled with garbage. As long as these things don’t block foot traffic, nobody cares.

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Nov 20

Some Bum.

Most transients have at least a piece of cardboard to use as a mattress. This bum was so out of it that he passed out without his. But no one seemed to care since he was on a sidewalk with very little foot traffic.

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Nov 12

Bloody Puddle

In the urban jungle, people get rolled up for as little as a few bucks or some spare change. Most of the time, no one really cares.

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Nov 02

The decedent was lying on the ground, not far from the exact place of his expiration. Paramedics pronounced him dead at scene, placed him belly up on top of a white sheet and then wrapped it over him.

He was a fat man, and the sheet wasn’t big enough to cover him completely. Most of his round belly was exposed, tufts of hair swaying in the breeze. A crimson blotch marked the part of the white sheet covering his face.

The guy had been working on his car, which fell from a jack that was holding it up. The car landed right on top of his face. He was trying to save a few bucks by changing his own oil and tires, but ended up paying with his life.

A small crowd stood behind the yellow tape, quietly staring. One man broke the silence: “Man, that’s why I take my car to Jiffy Lube.”

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