My girlfriend and I have a lot in common, but we work in different worlds. One day, on my way to her office, I saw a BMW with a personalized license plate: ATRNY4U.

“A Tranny for You?” I laughed my ass off. Images of the hordes of 300-pound transgendered hookers, bulging out of their miniskirts and always loitering near my office, flashed through my mind. “Not for this kid,” I muttered to myself.

Later, when I picked my lady up from work, I chuckled as I told her about the most bizarre personalized license plate I’d ever seen: “Guess what? I saw the craziest license plate on the way here,” I told her. “A-T-R-N-Y-4-U.”

She digested the letters, then turned to me with a quizzical look. “Attorney for You?”

We both laughed when I told her what my interpretation of the license plate was. We have a lot in common, but we work a million miles away from each other.

Tags: lawyers · prostitution · relationships · transgender · work

Sorry for the lack of updates. There’s no excuse for the neglect, but I have my reasons.

The details will bore you, so I won’t keep running my mouth. Overtime at my regular job. Moonlighting to supplement my income. A new relationship.

Don’t get me wrong. I still love to write. But I love spending time with the lady. She’s one classy doll. Easy on the eyes. And I’m crazy about her. Unlike the computer monitor I’m staring at right now. Which means I’d rather be looking at her, see?

I’ll be getting around to posting here when I get around to it. But don’t worry. I ain’t throwing in the towel. I still like entertaining all of you crazy mugs.

See ya when I see ya.

Tags: love · relationships · work